So, a very long time ago, I made myself a mix cd. On this cd I included both "Gangsta Gangsta" by NWA and "The Salaminizer" by Gwar. I noticed something odd about the two when compared:
Lyrics to Gangsta Gangsta :
Here's a little somethin' bout a nigga like me
never shoulda been let out the penititary
Ice Cube would like ta say
That I'm a crazy mutha fucka from around the way
Since I was a youth, I smoked weed out
Now I'm the mutha fucka that ya read about
Takin' a life or two
that's what the hell I do, you don't like how I'm livin
well fuck you!
This is a gang, and I'm in it
My man Dre'll fuck you up in a minute
With a right left, right left you're toothless
And then you say goddamn they ruthless!
Everwhere we go they say [damn!]
N W A's fuckin' up tha program
And then you realize we don't care
We don't just say no, we to busy sayin' yeah!
To drinkin' straight out the eight bottle
Do I look like a mutha fuckin role model?
To a kid lookin' up ta me
Life ain't nothin but bitches and money.
Cause I'm tha type o' nigga that's built ta last
If ya fuck wit me I'll put a foot in ya ass
See I don't give a fuck 'cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin
Gangsta, Gangsta! That's what they're yellin
[KRS One] "It's not about a salary, it's all about reality"
Gangsta, Gangsta! That's what they're yellin
"Hopin you sophisticated motherfuckers hear what I have to say"
Lyrics To Slamainizer:
Here's a little song from a god to a slave
Never should'a been let out the fuckin' microwave!
I'm on your planet, I'm runnin' amuck
I should give a shit, but I don't give a fuck, NO!
Since a was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad
I need a mutherfuckin' Suck-a-dick-a-lick-a-log!
Burning a mall or two, I think I'm gonna spew!
If you don't wanna fuckin' fuck me, I'll fuck YOU!
This is your ass, and I'm in it!
My man, Sexy, fuck you up in a minute!
With an axe, sword, mace, pike you're limbless...
Then I'll fuck your ass 'till it's rimless!
Oh, you humans always screamin'
Oh, as you suckle on my semen
Oh, and the shit is always steamin'
Nicely done Gwar. Who ever would have thought that Gwar would take lyrics from NWA? Not me.
