A Funny and VERY True Story.....

The Names In This Story Have Been Changed to Protect Both the Innocent & the Guilty. You Know Who You Are:


So I have a friend, we will call her Nikki. She used to go to school in Providence, Rhode Island and live with her boyfriend, we will call him Christopher. Now, this went on for a good amount of time, but it was all a secret to Nikki's parents. It wasn't that hard to hide however, since Nikki's parents lived 5 or 6 hours away and another state.

Well pretty recently Nikki and Christopher moved to Boston because Nikki was done school and got a job there and Christopher was going to school there. Hooray! Everyone can be happy now, right? Well, yeah, but there is a catch. Here is where the story begins to sound like a sitcom.

Nikki came home this Thanksgiving to visit her family, of course. She wanted to bring some larger items home to her apartment with her. Her apartment in BOSTON. So Nikki's parents said they would drive her home so she could take these big things with her, rather then take the train or bus as usual. Now you are thinking, oh that's nice of them. What's the big deal? Well... Nikki's parents DID NOT KNOW she moved to BOSTON. They thought she was still living in PROVIDENCE! Now you are probably thinking, well that's the end of that lie, right? She had to come clean then, what else could she do? Well, you would be WRONG. Nikki called around to her friends still living in Providence and found one that was not going to be home in their apartment that weekend! She had the guts to let her father drive her to PROVIDENCE and go into her male friend's apartment, and tell him it was hers!!!! She later found her own way home from Providence to Boston! This story is 100% true, and it is CRAZY.

But hey, she made it work! Nikki dear, I love you. XOXO. Ya Weirdo...

Obvious Bob is Back

Obvious Bob's social tip of the day: Don't take yourself too seriously. Nobody else does, I promise.

This has been another installment of Obvious Bob. Thank you Bob, and see you next time.

I Was Talking To Asuka Online Tonight

Asuka And I Speak Of Important Things:

xRicketyTicketyx (12:59:02 AM): lets ask her something
xRicketyTicketyx (12:59:05 AM): but what?
FantasyL82 (12:59:30 AM): hahahahah
xRicketyTicketyx (12:59:35 AM): how about, Would you rather sleep with Double Dare's Mark Summers or.......
xRicketyTicketyx (12:59:42 AM): sleep with who?
FantasyL82 (12:59:48 AM): mark summer or....
FantasyL82 (1:00:27 AM): boy meets world's mr. feeny
xRicketyTicketyx (1:00:41 AM): hahaha but i think that choice is easy
xRicketyTicketyx (1:00:48 AM): mark summer for sure
FantasyL82 (1:00:50 AM): mr. feeny right
FantasyL82 (1:00:51 AM): hahahahah
xRicketyTicketyx (1:00:56 AM): whaaaaaat?!
FantasyL82 (1:00:59 AM): i'm just kidding!
xRicketyTicketyx (1:01:04 AM): hahahaha
xRicketyTicketyx (1:01:11 AM): shut up, you LOVE mr feeny
FantasyL82 (1:01:25 AM): i'd get with mark summers
FantasyL82 (1:01:27 AM): over feeny
FantasyL82 (1:01:41 AM): a comedian from reno 911 is coming to stockton
xRicketyTicketyx (1:01:45 AM): its difficult to come up with a good equal for him
xRicketyTicketyx (1:01:59 AM): Nick something?
FantasyL82 (1:02:04 AM): yea
xRicketyTicketyx (1:02:50 AM): NO WAY!
xRicketyTicketyx (1:03:01 AM): nick swardson?
FantasyL82 (1:03:06 AM): no
FantasyL82 (1:03:10 AM): ahahahah
xRicketyTicketyx (1:03:16 AM): dammit asuka!
FantasyL82 (1:03:32 AM): sorry i wouldve said yes to any name you said.
xRicketyTicketyx (1:03:42 AM): fuck man
FantasyL82 (1:03:45 AM): i just didn't feel like opening my email.
FantasyL82 (1:03:52 AM): kyle dunnigan
xRicketyTicketyx (1:04:28 AM): oh
xRicketyTicketyx (1:04:39 AM): well we need a mark summer equivalent
FantasyL82 (1:04:40 AM): and mr. belding, saved by the bell principle is coming too
xRicketyTicketyx (1:06:12 AM): hahahahahaha
xRicketyTicketyx (1:07:29 AM): Casey and Taubel say Mike O'Malley is a good equivalent
xRicketyTicketyx (1:08:24 AM): i agree
FantasyL82 (1:08:34 AM): taubel?
xRicketyTicketyx (1:08:45 AM): oh my bad i forgot you dont know everyone i know
FantasyL82 (1:09:01 AM): hahah

I Wish I Was Braver

I'm not sure where this video was taken, but obviously somewhere really incredible. I always wonder why they don't just smash right into the rock walls, but wind streams seem to just keep them close, but not too close. I dunno though, it always looks like they're having close calls! Talk about adrenaline junkies...

Happy Birthday Stephen Hawking!

Jan 8, 1942: British physicist Stephen Hawking is born.

Hawking was born in Oxford, where his parents moved to escape the German Blitz on London! Who knew?!

In April 2007, Hawking realized his dream of taking a zero-gravity flight, making him the first quadriplegic ever to do so.

Neat, way to go Stephen!

Welcome to Randal Stevens 2010!