Friday, January 22, 2010

A Funny and VERY True Story.....


The Names In This Story Have Been Changed to Protect Both the Innocent & the Guilty. You Know Who You Are:


So I have a friend, we will call her Nikki. She used to go to school in Providence, Rhode Island and live with her boyfriend, we will call him Christopher. Now, this went on for a good amount of time, but it was all a secret to Nikki's parents. It wasn't that hard to hide however, since Nikki's parents lived 5 or 6 hours away and another state.

Well pretty recently Nikki and Christopher moved to Boston because Nikki was done school and got a job there and Christopher was going to school there. Hooray! Everyone can be happy now, right? Well, yeah, but there is a catch. Here is where the story begins to sound like a sitcom.

Nikki came home this Thanksgiving to visit her family, of course. She wanted to bring some larger items home to her apartment with her. Her apartment in BOSTON. So Nikki's parents said they would drive her home so she could take these big things with her, rather then take the train or bus as usual. Now you are thinking, oh that's nice of them. What's the big deal? Well... Nikki's parents DID NOT KNOW she moved to BOSTON. They thought she was still living in PROVIDENCE! Now you are probably thinking, well that's the end of that lie, right? She had to come clean then, what else could she do? Well, you would be WRONG. Nikki called around to her friends still living in Providence and found one that was not going to be home in their apartment that weekend! She had the guts to let her father drive her to PROVIDENCE and go into her male friend's apartment, and tell him it was hers!!!! She later found her own way home from Providence to Boston! This story is 100% true, and it is CRAZY.

But hey, she made it work! Nikki dear, I love you. XOXO. Ya Weirdo...

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