Nadz, O.M.G.

I have a wonderful friend who is this adorable, beautiful, super-fun girl that I love for many reasons. Some reasons are better than others though. One of my favorite things about her is that she takes the 5 Second Rule to a whole new level. I have three great examples of this:


1.) Very recently a few of us got together to bbq at her house. Somehow the hot dog she was eating was knocked out of her hand and fell hot dog down onto the asphalt pavement she was standing on. She went to pick it up and only got bun, causing the hot dog to roll around on the pavement. Being the badass she is, she did not let this deter her from eating said hot dog. She just picked it up, placed it back in the bun, and ate it. However, afterward she shared with us that she definitely chewed on some rocks. For real.


2.) At one of our parties in our Ocean City apartment, my lovely friend went downstairs to the Chinese food place and got herself some delicious noodles of sorts. She sat on our stairway eating them. The stairway leading to our apartment comes in right off one of Ocean City's most main streets, is carpeted, and often has small pieces of trash, sea gull feathers, and sand laying about. Somehow this girl knocks her noodles over and they spill onto the stairs. Well no use crying over spilled noodles right? So she just scooped them up off the carpet, back into her box, and kept eating. Yes. Way to go, girl.


3.) This story might be the most gnarly of the three. We were partying in West Philly for my birthday and there is a pizza place very close to where we were. Someone let this drunk ass girl carry our pizza and she somehow dropped the pizza causing it to come out of the box and fall cheese side down onto the streets of Filthadelphia. Somehow my girl saves the pizza and puts it back in the box and brings it home anyway. There was all kinds of shit in this pizza man, as you can imagine, and somehow, EVERYONE, not just my girl, ate it anyway. However, if it weren't for her 'it's ok' attitude, that thing would have never been scooped off the streets of Philly and brought home for us to eat.


I feel like a lot of you reading this will think, that's not such a big deal, I would do that, but I think you're all a lot of talk. I too eat things off the floor, maybe the occasional off the lawn, but how many of you would really eat noodles potentially containing sea gull feathers or pizza that was face down on the streets of Philly. Anyway, I really love this about her, and I tried not to use her name in case she cares, but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna post her photo with this, so I guess it doesn't matter. :) xoxo