Andrew and I were just discussing the ridiculous things we will do when we are old. I can't wait to be an old lady so I can mess with everyone. Everyone let's old people say and do whatever they want, "because they're old". Like that's a real reason to let people do whatever. So I'm going to take full advantage of that. I'm going to wear stretchy metallic silver pants and dye my hair pink and grope all the fruit at the grocery store because no one will say shit about it. Andrew said he is going to "be a dirty old man" and say things like "I just shit my pants."
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