stiff upper lip

dj tanner reporting live from where ever the hell i am. so randal stevens in its entirety along with miss asuka just returned from red robin for a lovely burger filled evening.our waitress' name was mina (and i hope that somehow she stumbles across this) and she was a bit jimmy fallon-esq (not an insult). she was a bit frazzled and it seemed like she lost herself a couple of times. we talked about bird tattoos and shit like that, spitting the breeze. from the beginning of the night til the end was a steady decline for her and she seemed to get a little overwhelmed, be it people bitching or just too much to handle. we celebrated "ill allow it's" birthday and got some nice ice cream and balloon heads. by the end she was tearin up, oscar acceptance speech style, and it broke randal stevens heart to see it. to make things worse, we call asshole manager over to try and save her name. fatty came over shirt untucked, lookin like trailor park death, and "say word" told him that she was workin it and she did some good work. her work game was on point. her waitress game was in need, but we still had a great time. assface managerface said he'd pass it on, but im sure he wont. so mina, if you ever come across this, fuck that dood. lets get bird tattoos and say fuck it.